NCIS fanfiction: Male Review

[dragonheart]

Title: Male Review
Author: dragonheart
Characters: Abby Sciuto and Tony DiNozzo
Words: 256
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Written for ncis_verse  bingo tile challenge
Prompt: Male

“Male strippers, Abby?  Don’t you think that’s a little cliché for a bachelorette party?”

Abby jumped at the unexpected voice in her right ear “Crap, Tony.  You scared me! You are getting almost as good as Ziva sneaking up on me, but still not as good as Gibbs.  Gibbs is the master; no one is sneakier than Gibbs”

Tony winked at his favorite lab tech, but he wasn’t falling for her attempt at a subject change. “So, you plan to take Brenna to a male strip club to celebrate her last weeks as a single woman?  I am not sure Jimmy would approve”

Abby snorted “It’s a Male Review, not a strip club and it was Jimmy’s idea.  How did you find out anyway? It’s supposed to be a secret; Jimmy didn’t want you and McGee crashing the party”

Tony blinked at Abby’s words, because crashing the party hadn’t even entered his mind, but now that the idea was out there, he wasn’t going to discount it.  “Now, why would I crash Brenna’s party?” questioned Tony

Abby laughed before she answered “Well, maybe because the thought of a certain someone watching hot young men take off their clothes causes you to lose sleep”

Now it was Tony’s turn to snort “I don’t know what you are talking about, but I can tell you, you couldn’t be more wrong”

Turning to walk out of the lab, he pulled his phone out of his pocket and sent a quick text message to McGee inquiring about his Saturday plans.